never live with this guy

hello everyone
beautiful day isn't it, just B-E-A utiful
the squirrels dug holes in my backyard
and it's cloudy as hell!

and my desk smells like socks

oh
and Kai can finally pay enough attention to do an interview
ok..uh..wait

WAIT COME BacK..shit U ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT
*in the back of my room*
kai: I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

*silence for few seconds*
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*running noise*
*silent again*

kai: *makes a chicken noise*
*running noise*
.......
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.......
*silent*
*a loud bang far away and a thud*
*few minutes later*

kai: hello
me: you are nose bleeding
kai: hello
me: you are NOSE BLEEDING
kai: hello
me: ok I'm doing an interview so like....wipe your nose and answer my question
kai: why
me: cuz people can know more about you
kai: NOOO NOW THEY ARE GONNA BREAK INTO OUR HOUSE
me: FIRST QUESTION
kai: yes
me: ..I didn't ask yet
kai: yes
me: didn't you hear me? I said I didn't ask yet
kai: you may
me: ok so where were you born...cuz like in DA you are like a character that
came out of nowhere

kai: I'm from my mom's ovary
me: and?
kai: my dad's--
me: OKAY WHAT PLACE

kai: ............uh......
me: ?
kai: *looks at the back of the room*
me: what
kai: did you paint the wall
me: no....okay you know what next question..oh oh I have a good one,
what's your last name?

kai: Vishoolantichalinoabjuchischulawem I dunno
me: .......you don't know?
kai: so did you see the baseball game on tuesday
me: ....*scratches head* I'm guessing that'a a yes..um......
how bout.....your favorite food?
kai: weasels....
me: weasels?
kai: I killed...lots of blood.....am I going to jail
me: FOOD WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD
kai: I LIKE TO TASTE MYSELF
me: ugh
kai: ugh
me: ?
kai: d:
me: you like songs?
kai: I can sing very pretty, I have once went to opera and I won a badge
me: you have ADHD I swear
kai: no I don't, why do you people suspect me
me: cuz you don't answer my question
kai: what's the question?
me: UGH ok easy easy question, what's your favorite animal?
kai: pasta
me: .......favorite color?
kai: AHHHHHHHHHHH
me: did you have a girlfriend before?
kaI: are you calling me a lesbian?
me: YOU ARE A GUy
kai: oh..I thought I had a tail backwards
me: are you crazy?
kai: that can only be answered by anyone except myself cuz if someone has
a demented mind I don't think they can think normally to know what being normal is
unless they have a mild illness sometimes when they are not having
one of their episodes I guess they could think straight...and I'm not crazy

me: you hypocrite you said ...
kai: see I'm not crazy so I can tell who I am
me: ye but you definately need other people's thoughts
kai: and I do and they proved I'm not crazy
me: who's the other people?

kai: *holds his hands and shows his finger* I have five people *little
faces carved on each finger*
they told me i'm perfectly fine..although they are quite rude sometimes

me: <<
kai: what?
me: nothing
kai: you are up to something
me: huH?
kai: .......
me: what?
kai; who?
me: me?
kai: where?
me: what?
kai: do you like hazelnut?
me: why are you asking that?
kai: who are you?
me: who?
kai: you
me: me?
kai: what?
me: e_e ok I'm going to bed
kai: see that's what you get for kicking someone in their shin
me: I'll make sure nobody lives with you
kai: I'm lovable, don't say that
me: YOU HAVE ADHD I SWEAR
kai: good night

me: ............bleh okay bye
kai: I love happy ending