he creeps me x:

Kai: *takes out a voodoo doll and sits by the wall* hello mr.voodoo .....
.......................
*changes his accent to  raspy English accent* Hello there little boy

Kai:  where is mrs. voodoo?

voodoo: she's been captured by 3 girls

Kai: *blinks* w...why would she...... then leave this d...delightful piece of cake?

voodoo: it's a gift from mrs. voodoo

Kai: oooh...w...what a pleasant gift for me...

voodoo: but you cannot have it

Kai: wat.....w...wat?? I..I don't understand....w...w..........

voodoo: she have died from the kidnap

Kai: c..christ! I would...luv you to ..go and save her

voodoo: but eat the cake first

Kai: but the cake is not there anymore mr.voodoo, it has gone to bring the sky down

voodoo: the cake is your hand...now eat it

Kai: ..*blinks* ....kay mr.voodoo *starts nibbling on his hand* mr.voodoo it doesn't taste so sweet

voodoo: then I guess we should head for the kitchen


*in the kitchen*
Kai: *looks in the cabinet* w...why this whole cabinet could be filled up with mrs.voodoo's cake..

voodoo: ................

Kai: wat ??

Voodoo:............................

Kai: wat?? I c...I can't...I can't understand you

voodoo: ................... .......... .... ............. .........

Kai: no..M...m...mrs.voodoo is alive..she's....b...b. baking the c..cake for me *breathes hardly and
closes the cabinet*
she's over the happy place baking the spe..special cake for me

Voodoo: *imitates girl's scream*

Kai: No..NOOO that is not in the textbook...the textbook...*looks in the book shelf* which book mr.voodoo?

voodoo: ............. ..... ...........................................*imitates door creaking*

Kai: oh..there it is *takes out a cook book*

voodoo: the book must be followed

Kai: okay *opens the book* it could be delightful if my sister would see this...b..but she's always out on these days..*turn the page*

voodoo: FOLLOW THE BOOK!!

Kai: but the book does not contain..t..the procedure..why don't you read it mr.voodoo??

voodoo: ............... ................... .........

Kai: *gasps and drops the doll* THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE CONVERSATION!!
*backs off and walks toward the stove*
a..always follow the right...p..procedure for turning the fire on .......*puts the switch on*
h..have you noticed that...little fuzzy thin..thing in refrigerator mr..mr.voodoo?

voodoo: no I have not

Kai: it..it was a rabbit so..cut..cute with..tiny eyes....*takes the rabbit out of the refrigerator*
i..it always have the pretty sparkle in the eye........it would be quite tasty when it's cooked mr.voodoo

voodoo: .................*makes horrible choking noise*

kai: YES!! *throws the bunny on fire* ...........................all done now mr.voodoo *takes the burnt bunny out*

voodoo: I always wondered what a delightful mammal would taste like...........*girl scream*

Kai: woudl you like to take a bite mr.voodoo?

voodoo: .......... ...... ............ ...*takes a bite*

Kai: how does it taste mr.voodoo??

voodoo: tastes delicious..gimme the rest

Kai: *feeds all* w..wow.....all this blood....could be...enough to..finish my painting......

voodoo: the three girls must be found...they took the precious mrs.voodoo..
...find maria the second and the third..but don't find maria the first becuase she is dead..

Kai: w..where are the marias??

voodoo: they dance..on the greens....and sings in the wide wings....

Kai: .....could you show me where they are mr.voodoo..

voodoo: .....they are outside...

Kai: are..maria.s....like precious girls mr.voodoo??

voodoo: they are certainly made of materials........so delicious.........they will be a treat for me..

Kai: a...are they candy people mr.voodoo?

voodoo: the marias are made of mrs.voodoo's stolen cakes.....feed me the cake and let the soul of
those demon girls escape mrs.voodoo's treats..

Kai: okay...*walks faster*


*two cakish girls are dancing on the green*
Kai: ...*gasp* those cake girls..a...are. quite frighteing

voodoo: yoou must feed me to them

Kai: h..hello cakes.....would you like to join me and mr.voodoo for tea? he..would like a word with you too

*the cake girls look at each other and nods*

voodoo: welcome home girls....join me for some delightful tea...
feed them to me....

Kai: *gets the voodoo to their faces and the girls scream*

voodoo: ...these girls taste quite delightful child..

Kai: yes it does...m..mr.voodoo......*wipes his mouth*
I..I think you should head home
*voice as voodoo* but let me finish the girls first..they taste sweet as mrs.voodoo's cake..
*take the bite*
*into his regular voice* how did you like the rabbit mr.voodoo?
*voice as voodoo* it was quite delicious too
*regular voice* ..yes it was quite delightful mr.voodoo.............
*bites the head*